{"id":2328,"date":"2017-10-31T14:37:47","date_gmt":"2017-10-31T19:37:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/?p=2328"},"modified":"2017-10-31T14:37:47","modified_gmt":"2017-10-31T19:37:47","slug":"happy-halloween-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/?p=2328","title":{"rendered":"Happy Halloween"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Though its my least favorite holiday, still wish to give every a shout out to have a safe, and fun, Halloween.<\/p>\n<p>And remember, the scariest words:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I&#8217;m from the government, and I&#8217;m here to help.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Run, run far away.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/haloweendemocrat.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2329\" src=\"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/haloweendemocrat.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/haloweendemocrat.jpg 480w, http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/haloweendemocrat-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Though its my least favorite holiday, still wish to give every a shout out to have a safe, and fun, Halloween. And remember, the scariest words: I&#8217;m from the government, and I&#8217;m here to help. Run, run far away.<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/?p=2328\" class=\"more-link\" >Continue reading&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,1573,21],"tags":[72,681,1202],"class_list":["post-2328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-history-2","category-meme","category-united-states","tag-funny","tag-halloween","tag-meme"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2328"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2328\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2330,"href":"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2328\/revisions\/2330"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}