{"id":1392,"date":"2015-12-31T18:00:45","date_gmt":"2015-12-31T23:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/?p=1392"},"modified":"2015-12-31T18:00:45","modified_gmt":"2015-12-31T23:00:45","slug":"end-of-the-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/?p=1392","title":{"rendered":"End of the Year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some jokes to end the year:<\/p>\n<p>A vegan, atheist, and crossfitter walk into a bar.\u00a0 I only know because they told everyone within two minutes.<\/p>\n<p>I tried to catch this morning&#8217;s fog.\u00a0 Mist<\/p>\n<p>How do think the unthinkable?\u00a0 With an itheberg.<\/p>\n<p>And finally:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/womenrun.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1393\" src=\"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/womenrun.jpg\" alt=\"womenrun\" width=\"599\" height=\"939\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/womenrun.jpg 599w, http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/womenrun-191x300.jpg 191w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 599px) 100vw, 599px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Have a safe, and merry new year!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some jokes to end the year: A vegan, atheist, and crossfitter walk into a bar.\u00a0 I only know because they told everyone within two minutes. I tried to catch this morning&#8217;s fog.\u00a0 Mist How do think the unthinkable?\u00a0 With an itheberg. And finally: Have a safe, and merry new year!<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/?p=1392\" class=\"more-link\" >Continue reading&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[72,28,1129],"class_list":["post-1392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-history-2","tag-funny","tag-humor-2","tag-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1392"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1392\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1394,"href":"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1392\/revisions\/1394"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.conservativeme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}